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| Long Time Dead - By Martin SoulStealer from London, England (Long Time Dead) [CC BY 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons |
Sunday, August 20, 2017
Zombie Fighting Tactics - Get Over It
Zombies don't care if you are black or white, liberal or conservative, Republican or Democrat, Nazi or Antifa. They think we are all tasty!
If you are human and alive and the Zombies come, you are going to have to set aside your differences with other people, you are going to have to let past injustices go, you are going to have to set aside hatred, and you are going to have to work hard together in order to survive.
Tuesday, August 8, 2017
Zombie Preps - Taking A Walk
If the Zombie Apocalypse (or #Zompoc) happened tomorrow, it would be bedlam. Tens of thousands of people might be forced to flee their homes. Highways would be jammed and might become impassable. If you stay in your vehicle, you'll be overtaken by the zombie hordes. Your alternative is to walk!
If you need to walk during the stress of a disaster, you'll be glad if you are used to walking or jogging during more peaceful times. So, one of the least expensive preps for a Zombie Apocalypse becomes very, very, simple. All you need to do is get up from your computer, grab a bottle of water, and go for a brisk walk.
If you have been sedentary for awhile, your first walk should probably be slow and of limited duration. But, if you walk regularly, you can start adding time and distance to your walks. After awhile, you'll find yourself in shape and ready to walk to actual destinations. To start a walking program, take it slow, buy a decent pair of shoes, and check with your doctor if you have any health issues.
Since walking can be a bit boring, you may want a tangible way to keep track of your progress. You might start a walking diary or participate in a 10,000 steps program through your employer. The key is to get started. Remember: the Zombies will feed on the slowest and those with the least endurance first!
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| Zombie Hoard at the Big Chill - photo by Jez Nicholson [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons |
If you need to walk during the stress of a disaster, you'll be glad if you are used to walking or jogging during more peaceful times. So, one of the least expensive preps for a Zombie Apocalypse becomes very, very, simple. All you need to do is get up from your computer, grab a bottle of water, and go for a brisk walk.
If you have been sedentary for awhile, your first walk should probably be slow and of limited duration. But, if you walk regularly, you can start adding time and distance to your walks. After awhile, you'll find yourself in shape and ready to walk to actual destinations. To start a walking program, take it slow, buy a decent pair of shoes, and check with your doctor if you have any health issues.
Since walking can be a bit boring, you may want a tangible way to keep track of your progress. You might start a walking diary or participate in a 10,000 steps program through your employer. The key is to get started. Remember: the Zombies will feed on the slowest and those with the least endurance first!
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